About Me

Serious Facts

  • Renovated and sold over 1,000 properties with Ohio Cashflow.
  • Managing 400 properties (and counting) with Oz Realty.
  • Made Inc 5000 twice
  • Won some bull$#@% entreprenurial awards.
  • Published a book
  • I have my own Wikipedia page.
  • Lost $500,000 developing a Crypto token.
  • Made a $#@% load investing in value stocks during Covid (still holding).
  • Got F@#%ed by FTX scandal to the tune of $300,000.
  • Doubled-down on Crypto again (Idiot or genius?).

Fun Facts

  • Quit school at 14.
  • Played professional football (soccer) at 18.
  • Lived in Sydney, Zagreb, Tai Po (Hong Kong), Kansas City, Toledo, Cincinnati, Chicago, Detroit, Milano, Como, Paris, Freeport (Bahamas), Budapest, and currently I live in the Milky Way Galaxy.
  • Illegally sailed from the Bahamas to Palm Beach, Florida.
  • I think I have around 39 tattoos.
  • Broke my left leg twice, wrist, pinky, big toe, and nose 3 times (Not fun facts).
  • Smoke 3-5 cigars per day (pipe in between).
  • I have no kids (that I know of).
  • I meditate and pray 3 times per day to Thank God that I have no kids that I know of (jokes).
  • I have no "true friends" (do you?).
  • Hot pink is my favorite color.
  • If I had nothing, did nothing, was nothing, the family I have is enough.
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Now you know me, so there is no need to go to the Contact Page